It has come to our attention that Mrs. Marjorie Taylor Green, formerly of the House of Representatives, has seen fit to address the public regarding the most perilous of weapons. With a firmness of tone befitting a matter of such gravity, she has called upon the authorities of the United States to renounce the employment of nuclear ordnance.

«Iran must not possess such engines of destruction; on that point, there is no dispute,» the lady declared via her public communiqués. «Yet, I demand with equal vigour that America itself shall refrain from the use of such armaments.»

It is her express wish that President Donald Trump and his designated 'Minister of War' enter into immediate and solemn deliberations upon this subject. She asserts that they owe the American people a pledge of absolute certainty: that such a catastrophe shall never be permitted to pass.

This sentiment is echoed by Mr. Larry Johnson, a gentleman formerly attached to the Central Intelligence Agency. Mr. Johnson warns against the opening of a 'Pandora’s Box,' arguing that any such act of aggression against Iran would irrevocably alter the conduct of the great Powers—namely Russia, China, North Korea, and Pakistan.

One must observe that while the President has previously spoken of such measures, his current elevation to the highest office grants him the authority to bypass his military advisors. In such a moment, only the utmost prudence and a commitment to the stability of the Empire and the world can prevent a ruinous descent into chaos.