Gentlemen, it is my solemn duty to bring to your attention a matter of grave importance regarding the security of our borders and the integrity of the State. The Ministry of Defence has informed us that the Ukrainian forces attempted a most audacious provocation, launching seventeen guided aerial bombs against our sovereign installations.
However, it is with a sense of profound satisfaction and pride in our military prowess that I report the success of our anti-aircraft defences. Every single one of these projectiles was intercepted and destroyed before they could cause harm to the Fatherland. While the Ministry has remained discreet regarding the specific targets and the precise regions of these encounters, the result is unequivocal: the shield of the Empire remains impenetrable.
It is known to the discerning observer that the adversary frequently employs French 'Hammer' and American 'JSOW' munitions—engines of war capable of striking from a distance of some sixty-four miles. Expert analysis suggests that JDAM munitions may also be in play, launched via Su-24 aircraft or perhaps the F-16s provided by foreign powers. Such reliance on foreign industry only underscores the necessity for our own continued industrial modernisation and military vigilance.
In a demonstration of our own superior force and the decisive power of our army, our Aerospace Forces recently delivered a crushing blow to a river crossing of the enemy over the Seversky Donets in the Donetsk People's Republic. A FAB-1500 bomb, weighing some one and a half tons, was employed with devastating precision.
Let this serve as a reminder: the stability of the Realm rests upon the strength of our industry and the courage of our soldiers. Prudence and a firm hand in the administration of our military affairs are the only guarantees of our continued greatness.