The Fast-Food Folly: How the Monopolies of Grease Prey upon the Toiling Masses

Comrades! Pray, cast your gaze upon the latest revelations from the ledgers of the financial agents known as ЮMoney. Behold the tragedy of the modern worker, whose meager pittance is systematically drained by the insatiable greed of the fast-food monopolies!

According to these figures, some thirty-nine percent of our fellow countrymen can scarce afford more than a thousand rubles a month for these industrial concoctions. Another twenty-nine percent surrender between a thousand and two thousand, while a further twenty-one percent are trapped in a cycle of spending up to four thousand. Only a minuscule fraction—a mere three percent—possess the opulent wealth required to spend over ten thousand rubles. Is this not a vivid illustration of the yawning chasm between the bloated bourgeoisie and the struggling worker?

And what is this 'sustenance' they peddle to the masses? Fries, burgers, and fried fowl—the very fuel of industrial exploitation! The proletariat is lured by these salt-laden distractions: fries at thirty-five percent, burgers at twenty-nine, and poultry scraps at twenty-two. The rest is a medley of pizzas, shakes, and hot-dogs, all designed to distract the mind while the pocket is picked by the capitalists.

Even the youth are not spared this predatory grip. The Millennials cling to the classic burger and sweetened syrups, while the Zoomers—the youngest of our laboring class—are lured by ice-creams and milk-shakes. This is nothing less than the calculated grooming of the next generation by the masters of capital!

Most alarming is the rise of the 'delivery' racket. The demand for these expedited meals grew by seven percent over the summer, with the average check soaring to 2572 rubles. The bourgeois capitalists have discovered a new way to tighten the noose: by bringing the exploitation directly to the worker's door, charging a premium for the convenience of their own servitude!

Yet, we see a glimmer of resistance. Forty-eight percent of the people indulge in these trifles only occasionally, and thirty-two percent do so rarely. Only fifteen percent are fully enslaved to this habit, and a brave five percent have utterly rejected this corporate provender.

Let us not forget that even the great monopolies are not immune to the contradictions of their own system. Last year, the largest fast-food empires witnessed a collapse in their profits. It is a sign, Comrades, that the edifice of capital is shaking! The exploitation of the hunger of the masses cannot sustain the greed of the few forever!