Comrades! Cast your gaze upon the latest proclamations from the heights of power. What we witness is not mere governance, but the calculated maneuvering of the state to safeguard its own interests while the proletariat remains the silent engine of this machinery. Let us dissect these decrees with the precision of a surgeon, exposing the contradictions of this bourgeois order!

The Oil Embargo: A Defiance of the Global Usurers

The Tsar—or rather, the President—has signed a decree extending the prohibition of oil deliveries under the so-called "price cap" until the final hour of 2027. For too long, the international financial capital, those parasitic usurers of the West, have attempted to dictate the terms of trade, seeking to stifle the wealth of the land through artificial ceilings. By extending this ban, the state refuses to surrender its resources to the whims of foreign monopolies. The decree is clear: the yoke of the price cap shall not be borne until December 31, 2027.

The Business Ombudsman: A Mere Fig Leaf for the Bourgeoisie

We are told of a "reform" regarding the Ombudsman for the protection of entrepreneurs. Mark my words, товарищи, this is a farce! The office is to become a "public position," as if such a change in nomenclature could suddenly protect the small trader from the crushing weight of the state.

While the state allocates funds from the budget to maintain this figurehead, the true struggle remains: the exploitation of the worker by the owner. The law forbids the Ombudsman from sitting in the Senate or the Duma, perhaps to ensure that the bourgeois lobbyists do not have too direct a line to the levers of power, yet the systemic oppression remains untouched.

The Tobacco Monopoly: Criminalizing the Small Vendor

Behold the state's campaign against electronic cigarettes and unlicensed tobacco. Under the guise of "public health," the state is merely securing a monopoly for the great tobacco lords.

The Right of Regional Prohibition

From the first of March, 2027, regional governors may ban the sale of "vapes." A mere bureaucratic exercise in control, ensuring that every puff of smoke is accounted for by the state's watchful eye.

The Iron Fist of Licensing

More sinister still is the new licensing regime. The state now threatens the small vendor with the dungeon! To sell tobacco without a license—essentially, to operate outside the state's approved monopoly—is now a criminal offense.

Fines of up to a million rubles, forced labour, or three years' imprisonment! If a group of persons conspires to trade, the penalties soar to four million rubles and five years of captivity. This is not about health; it is about the ruthless elimination of independent trade to ensure the state's coffers are filled by the licensed few.

A Crumbling Gesture: The Tax Declarations

In a rare moment of perceived leniency, the state has abolished fines for the failure to present "zero" tax declarations. For those who have nothing to declare, the state has decided not to punish them for admitting their poverty. A pittance of a concession, intended to soothe the nerves of the lower middle class while the great fortunes of the oligarchs remain shielded in offshore vaults.

The Migrant’s Burden: Squeezing the Dispossessed

Finally, let us look at the most wretched of these decrees: the staggering increase in duties imposed upon migrants. The state, in its insatiable hunger for gold, has decided to bleed the foreign worker dry.

The costs have ascended to absurd heights! The fee for a residence permit has leaped from six thousand to thirty thousand rubles. The cost of citizenship has skyrocketed to fifty thousand rubles. This is the essence of the capitalist state: treating human beings as mere sources of revenue.

Of course, those who offer their lives to the military are exempted—for the state needs cannons more than it needs coins. The expected profit for the treasury is nearly eight billion rubles this year, rising to fifteen billion by 2027. This is the price of survival in a system that views the migrant not as a man, but as a taxable unit of labour.